I'll answer to any of the following: Spike, HustleBum, NegroEgo, Xavier Johnson, Dickie Davis, Wayne Brady, thelonious bosh, Miles ToGo or Ross Gordy.
While I appreciate the fact that I’m employed, it (my job) truly has nothing to do with who I am.
WHAT WAS YOUR VERY FIRST JOB?
I was an inventory clerk for a wholesale music distributor.
ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY YOU CAN BE FOUND...
napping on my couch, or chatting online with my BFF Alex, if he’s not busy working on a project, going on a Twitter rant, or chasing after girls half his age.
WHAT’S YOUR GUILTIEST PLEASURE?
Sleep. I like to sleep. I wish I could get paid to sleep. I’d have “Oprah” money!
DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I do the best impression ever of Arnold the pig on the Green Acres TV show!
WHAT ARE YOUR ONLINE ADDICTIONS?
Modelling agency web sites. ((((Shhhh!!!!!))))
WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU REQUIRE IN A FRIEND?
Forgiveness. It’s a quality I sorely lack. I hold grudges with a dead grip! Loyalty, humor, kindness and unconditional love are good. Oh! AND a sense of adventure!
WHAT ARE THREE THINGS ON YOUR LIFE-LONG TO-DO LIST?
Honestly, I’ve never thought of compiling such a list. But off the top of my head, I’d say visit the Grand Canyon, purchase a pair of Salvatore Ferragamo shoes and to die peacefully.
WINTER OR SUMMER?
Seriously? I live in Chicago! There’s no ‘smart’ response to that!
DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING?
My mind is one big mental scrapbook. It’s ALWAYS collecting shit.
IF YOU COULD HAVE DINNER WITH ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Well, considering the fact that I’m the secret love child of Diana Ross and Berry Gordy, you’d think I’d want to have dinner with either one of them. But since I’m devoid of any abandonment issues, that one person would be David Hammons.
WHAT’S THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
“Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.” I read that quote in Right On! magazine when I was a kid. It’s stuck with me to this very day.