NAME
I'll answer to any of the following: Spike, HustleBum, NegroEgo, Xavier Johnson, Dickie Davis, Wayne Brady, thelonious
bosh, Miles ToGo or Ross Gordy.
CURRENT LOCATION
Chicago,
IL
OCCUPATION
While I
appreciate the fact that I’m employed, it (my job) truly has nothing to do with
who I am.
WHAT WAS YOUR VERY FIRST JOB?
I was an
inventory clerk for a wholesale music distributor.
ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY YOU CAN BE FOUND...
napping on
my couch, or chatting online with my BFF Alex, if he’s not busy working on a
project, going on a Twitter rant, or chasing after girls half his age.
WHAT’S YOUR GUILTIEST PLEASURE?
Sleep. I like
to sleep. I wish I could get paid to sleep. I’d have “Oprah” money!
DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I do the
best impression ever of Arnold the
pig on the Green Acres TV show!
WHAT ARE YOUR ONLINE ADDICTIONS?
Modelling
agency web sites. ((((Shhhh!!!!!))))
WHAT QUALITIES DO YOU REQUIRE IN A FRIEND?
Forgiveness.
It’s a quality I sorely lack. I hold grudges with a dead grip! Loyalty, humor, kindness and unconditional love are
good. Oh! AND a sense of adventure!
WHAT ARE THREE THINGS ON YOUR LIFE-LONG TO-DO
LIST?
Honestly,
I’ve never thought of compiling such a list. But off the top of my head, I’d
say visit the Grand Canyon, purchase a pair of Salvatore Ferragamo shoes and to
die peacefully.
WINTER OR SUMMER?
Seriously?
I live in Chicago! There’s no ‘smart’ response to that!
DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING?
My mind is
one big mental scrapbook. It’s ALWAYS collecting shit.
IF YOU COULD HAVE DINNER WITH ONE PERSON, DEAD
OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Well, considering
the fact that I’m the secret love child of Diana Ross and Berry Gordy, you’d
think I’d want to have dinner with either one of them. But since I’m devoid of any
abandonment issues, that one person would be David Hammons.
WHAT’S THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE SOMEONE EVER
GAVE YOU?
“Love
many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.” I read that quote in Right On! magazine when I was a kid. It’s stuck with me to this
very day.
